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[givingexposition]

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[givingexposition]

Oho, well then. I'll remember that. [ Yen, you don't know what you have unleashed. ] Remind me to sing you The fishmonger's daughter one day. It's always a hit.

Hah! You do have a point there, I concede it.

[ Thank u, darling. ]

Not really but once a baby gryphon licked my face thinking I was its mother. Or that I was food. The tongue is rough like sandpaper, I don't recommend it, but the baby was so cute. Geralt made me left before its mom came back and tried to kill us.

I could have had a gryphon, Yen. A gryphon. That would have saved me so much walking once it grew up.

[chaoticpiglet]

Remind me to have a few drinks before you start.

[ Ew stop being such a marshmallow. She doesn't know how to deal with nice Jaskier. Also, pretty sure she can out dirty talk you, bud. ]

I hate everything that I'm about to say, but I can picture you mothering a baby gryphon.

You know that horses do exist? And that people typically ride them?

[ So extra. He's in good company tbh. ]

[givingexposition]

If I didn't know better I'd say you are doubting my singing abilities.

[ No, never. And oh, that's a challenge he would accept. ]

Wouldn't I? And once it grows up it can eat all the people we don't like. It's all advantages.

I'm vaguely aware of that, yes. Horses are also crazy expensive.

[chaoticpiglet]

Do you know how many bloody times I heard your toss a coin song?

[ That's the easy way to dodge giving him a compliment. ]

I think if it ate all the people I disliked, it would get too fat to fly. And I can't see you disliking many people.

Not if you steal one. Then it's free.

[givingexposition]

Nowhere near as many times as I had sung it. It's an earworm, I know. But I don't sing it anymore unless people insist.

[ You like his music and you know it! ]

That's a possibility. A chubby gryphon, though, how cute.

Ohhhh. Our conversations are very enlightening.

[chaoticpiglet]

Will you still think it's cute when you're the one dragging it?

How ever did you survive this long in the world?

[givingexposition]

Ehhh I wouldn't let ti get so fat it wouldn't be able to walk. That won't be healthy for the gryphon.

I'm much harder to kill than I look like. Maybe Destiny likes me, who knows.

[chaoticpiglet]

Fluffed her up with a few songs? Seems you're good at flattery.

[givingexposition]

Ah, if only song fixed everything. And some flattery never hurt no one.

[chaoticpiglet]

If song fixed all, bards would be considered gods. Who have you flattered last, Jaskier?

[givingexposition]

Not even me thinks that bards should have that kind of power. Someone who didn't care for it. Which is why I better find myself a new muse soon.

[chaoticpiglet]

I'll agree with you about bards not having that power. You should hurry, before your hair starts to turn grey.

[givingexposition]

Excuse you. I look fantastic for my age and I'll keep looking it for a long time. So don't concern yourself with my beauty issues, there's none.

[chaoticpiglet]

For your age. For both our sake, don't take this as a compliment. Shouldn't the claim be 'I look fantastic', period?