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[givingexposition]

Do I? Gods, don't tell anyone. It might ruin my reputation.

[ He's smiling because of course he is. Or was until that last part. ]

I noticed. Nilfgaard is becoming a continent-wide problem.

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Right, you're just a humble bard, aren't you?

And it isn't going to stop any time soon.

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Humble as a flower. My mom used to call me dandelion as a kid.

Maybe it's time we head to the coast then. Go to a beach, enjoy some sunny days for a change.

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Fitting. She knew what she was talking about.

I haven't been to the coast in ages. As long as there's work.

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She's a very wise woman. Can't sing to save her life, either, I think you'd like her.

Sounds like we've got a plan. And sure is, the sea is full of terrifying things. Also sirens, let's see if I can sing better than them.

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So did you take after your father or genetics were just having fun with you?

If we get close enough to a siren to hear it sing, we're already in trouble.

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Hard to say, I've never met him. But most likely the later.

Yes, most likely. But I'm confident that you'd get us out of it before a siren manages to drown us.

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Hm. We have something else in common.

Is there no beach on this blasted continent that's actually peaceful?

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Oh. Who would have guessed.

Not the ones in the North, that for sure. But we can keep looking until we find one.

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You're very determined. Need a vacation from my lifestyle?

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Maybe I just want an excuse to see you shirtles and also not covered in monster's guts. The sea washes out those pretty nicely.

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You haven't needed an excuse to ogle me before.

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I wasn't ogling! I'm a gentleman, I was just...admiring. Intensily.

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I've noticed it more lately.

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Congrats on your fantastic eyesight, Geralt.

Are you going to do something about it?

[ About his 'admiring' looks, Jaskier means, because he's not going to stop doing that anytime soon ]

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I figured I could continue to torture you in silence for a while longer.

[just kidding, of course]

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Tease. I didn't think you had it you, I'm so proud.

[ Riiiight. ]

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I don't mind the attention coming from you.

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Sweet. If I didn't know better I'd think you're trying to make me blush.

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I've come to enjoy that color on you

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Ah.

[ When did his witcher become so smooth? he can consider Jaskier fairly charmed. ]

In that case, I should not deprive you of the finest things in life.

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I enjoy them rarely,
but far more often with you.

We will find a beach. I promise.

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I'm glad to hear that. Feel free to try to make me blush to your heart content. I can't promise I won't retaliate, though.

I believe you. I should get some sunscreen so you can help me put it on.

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It's nearly impossible to make a witcher blush. I'd be truly impressed.

You just want an excuse for me to run my hands all over your body.

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Challenge accepted then. Managing to surprise you is always the highlight of my day.

Me? Would I do that?

[ Yes, yes he would. ]