Same day? I'd say within the same 10 minutes. You gotta admit that screwing up that much takes talent.
[ It's rather embarrassing that she heard that, not going to lie, but what's done is done. Jaskier packed up his things -the lute- and left as Geralt wanted. ]
It's actually easy. When it happen, you know it's the right person. You know you want to be there for them, despite the harsh life or the even harsher words.
But I guess I was mistaken.
And if you lost control of that chaos? Magic turns against you?
Please don't, that's disgusting. I'm done with seeing people covered in bodily fluids that don't belong outside the body.
[ He's going to ignore that question, okay? okay. ]
I imagine the results would not be pretty but...An eel. From all possible things, an eel. I could make a joke about long, slippery things that are hard to grasp but I won't because you're a lady.
It's like a curse then? Would it be able to be broken in some way? like with a kiss? Although not a lot of people would like to kiss an eel.
Oho, well then. I'll remember that. [ Yen, you don't know what you have unleashed. ] Remind me to sing you The fishmonger's daughter one day. It's always a hit.
Hah! You do have a point there, I concede it.
[ Thank u, darling. ]
Not really but once a baby gryphon licked my face thinking I was its mother. Or that I was food. The tongue is rough like sandpaper, I don't recommend it, but the baby was so cute. Geralt made me left before its mom came back and tried to kill us.
I could have had a gryphon, Yen. A gryphon. That would have saved me so much walking once it grew up.
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[ She'd heard him yelling at Jaskier as she'd stormed off. ]
How do you live with that, knowingly confining yourself to one.
Seems things are different these days, but a mage requires a conduit moment. Magic is about controlling chaos, they teach you.
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[ It's rather embarrassing that she heard that, not going to lie, but what's done is done. Jaskier packed up his things -the lute- and left as Geralt wanted. ]
It's actually easy. When it happen, you know it's the right person. You know you want to be there for them, despite the harsh life or the even harsher words.
But I guess I was mistaken.
And if you lost control of that chaos? Magic turns against you?
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[ It's overrated and fake and likely manipulated like his wish with the djinn was. ]
That depends on the person, I imagine, and what they're doing.
You could be turned into an eel.
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[ He's going to ignore that question, okay? okay. ]
I imagine the results would not be pretty but...An eel. From all possible things, an eel. I could make a joke about long, slippery things that are hard to grasp but I won't because you're a lady.
It's like a curse then? Would it be able to be broken in some way? like with a kiss? Although not a lot of people would like to kiss an eel.
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And if someone's cock is long, slippery, and tends to flop around like an eel would, I think there's appropriate reason for concern.
[ Queen of ignoring things accepts your intentional ignoring of things, bard. ]
Tell me: do you frequently try to kiss 'eels', Jaskier?
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Hah! You do have a point there, I concede it.
[ Thank u, darling. ]
Not really but once a baby gryphon licked my face thinking I was its mother. Or that I was food. The tongue is rough like sandpaper, I don't recommend it, but the baby was so cute. Geralt made me left before its mom came back and tried to kill us.
I could have had a gryphon, Yen. A gryphon. That would have saved me so much walking once it grew up.
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[ Ew stop being such a marshmallow. She doesn't know how to deal with nice Jaskier. Also, pretty sure she can out dirty talk you, bud. ]
I hate everything that I'm about to say, but I can picture you mothering a baby gryphon.
You know that horses do exist? And that people typically ride them?
[ So extra. He's in good company tbh. ]
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[ No, never. And oh, that's a challenge he would accept. ]
Wouldn't I? And once it grows up it can eat all the people we don't like. It's all advantages.
I'm vaguely aware of that, yes. Horses are also crazy expensive.
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[ That's the easy way to dodge giving him a compliment. ]
I think if it ate all the people I disliked, it would get too fat to fly. And I can't see you disliking many people.
Not if you steal one. Then it's free.
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[ You like his music and you know it! ]
That's a possibility. A chubby gryphon, though, how cute.
Ohhhh. Our conversations are very enlightening.
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How ever did you survive this long in the world?
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I'm much harder to kill than I look like. Maybe Destiny likes me, who knows.
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