Let me give you some advice: Don't tell destiny fuck itself, don't offend Queens who are pone to stab you with pointy things and don't ask for the Law of surprise. Our royl marriages are more often than not agreements as well, it's sadly all politics. But every now and then the pair will be fortunate enough to fall is love, it's a relief.
Are you...? [ He wants to ask if Jiang Cheng is already engaged to someone but maybe that's too personal. ] Nevermind, sorry.
I would pay good money to see Geralt there too, he doesn't like social gatherings. But he's very quiet and has no patience for nonsense, maybe he would fit in the Lang sect.
Haha, I'll tell her in person once I meet her. How does that sound?
Oh you, appealing to my curious nature. How can I refuse? But are you sure you don't mind me visiting? I know you are a busy man.
[ He's almost done with the drink so he will show up there soon, carrying a steaming small jug and a cup. ]
[ He's sitting by the dead campfire when Jaskier arrives and looks up, giving him a bright smile. ]
Meet my sister in person? So you're really planning to visit? [ Yes, Jaskier has spoken about it before but he just... Doesn't expect to be remembered long after his departure, or anyone to travel halfway across the world to visit him. He's not the person who inspires people to go to great lengths for him, that's his siblings.
It would have been wiser if he had asked about the law of surprise because so far all he has gathered about it is that it can get you a puppy and he likes puppies.
He nods at the steaming jug. ] I take it that's the hangover cure you talked about.
My dear and hungover friend...Been there done that, trust me this will help. [ Jaskier beams at the man and gives him a polite bow before sitting and offering him the cup. If Jiang Cheng holds it, Jaskier will fill the cup carefully so nothing spills... ]
I haven't changed my mind about visiting, no. If you haven't changed your about allowing me to enter Lotus Pier. And you always make your sister sound like a very wise and sweet woman, how can I not what to meet her? [ There's a beat before he adds. ] I am sure she also knows a lot of embarrassing or adorable stories about you as a kid.
[ Well, yes. The Law of surprise could get you a dog surprise but it's a high risk, you know what else can get you a dog? A bard giving Cheng a puppy before he leave so he can take it with him. Much easier that way. ]
Yes. I learned about it in...[ a establishment of dubious reputation but it's probably better not to share that. ]..eh,m during my travels. It taste good too, I added a little honey.
It tastes good... hmm... that would be the first medicine I've encountered that tastes good. [ Certainly the medicine the doctors back home give you tastes awful, and he has yet to see evidence of the Continent's medicine being any tastier. Still, anything will be better than the sun trying to gouge out his eyes with its far too bright rays so he brings the cup to his lips, only giving it a tentative sniff before taking a large gulp.
His eyebrows rise as he drinks it. It's actually... ] ...not bad. And it's sweet, too. [ He leans back against his pack, legs stretched out in front of him. His eyes linger on Jaskier, appreciating his cheer and smile even with the pounding headache. They don't have a whole lot of time together and he's determined to make the best of it. ]
I think I might have to introduce you to Lotus Pier's healers, maybe you can teach them a thing or two about tasty medicine... and you're certainly not asking A-Li for embarrassing childhood stories! [ Which Jiang Yanli would all too happily share, he's sure. The horror! ]
[ooc: We can go modern AU (or being a descendant of Geralt, Jaskier or Yen.) Stiles stuck in his world or any and all. lol Also, pictures. One, two, all, none. Lots of options.]
[ ooc: Modern AU works! We could keep the TW universe as it is and just add in the fact there are Witchers around still and Jaskier is still a musician that tags along with Geralt. Let me know if this works for you or you need me to change anything. ]
It wasn't every day that one of Geralt's contracts turned out to be anything but a misunderstanding between humans and inhumans. Jaskier had learned time ago that the real monsters often were those of his kind rather than the one with fangs, scales or wings. Both Geralt and him were happy that the situation between a young werewolf and a too old hunter got resolved peacefully, less so about the fact that they were not going to get paid for their hard work. Okay, so, Geralt's hard work, but Jaskier tagged along offering moral support.
With now more free time than they expected to have while visiting town, Geralt went to work on his potions and Jaskier went for a walk to see if he could spot any familiar face near the forest. The sunset light filtering through the trees gave it an almost magical atmosphere. He started strumming his lute as he walked, humming a new song and working on the lyrics, unaware of any possible prying eyes.
[ooc: Works for me! LMFAO We'll have to do the token human in the Witcher verse at some point. Drive Stiles lulu. lol Since she's a spaz.]
Stiles had never heard of Witchers. Then again, she hadn't given Peter Hale's bestiary an extensive look. Or the Argent bestiary for that matter. It made her wonder what was or wasn't in there. Then again, she also wondered why in the hell anyone would send a Witcher out anyway. They had enough problems with hunters, as it was. Luckily, they didn't have any problems from Geralt. Him and the alpha of their pack seemed to get along just fine.
"You know... that doesn't sound too bad. Not quite the instrument most would be using though," She says leaning against one of the trees. Her best friend and Derek would probably say that she's a spastic little thing, which was true. She's not as silent as the wolves either.
[ ooc: Purfect. And that sounds good, next time then. ]
Witchers are rare nowadays, scarcer than werewolves and other creatures that had been around since the dawn of time. Jaskier tries to improve Geralt's reputation with his songs, makes him known, but the world was big and he's just a musician. It takes time, so it didn't come as a surprise that not everyone knew of them.
But if they didn't know about them that meant they didn't have any misconceptions and they were able to meet Geralt and the weird young man that traveled along with him without any previous judgmental opinions. Jaskier had been pleasantly surprised that Derek was a reasonable man and willing to clear the issue peacefully. He's never had a lot of contact with werewolves and their friends before and Jaskier had been static at the prospect of getting to know them better.
Now, when Stile's voice reaches his ears, he looks over his shoulder and beams at the woman.
"Ey, nice to see you. I was hoping that one of you might be around." After strumming a few chords, Jaskier turned to face her properly. "I always been fond of the unusual, I guess. And I can pretty much play anything with it, still."
As if to prove the point, he starts to play a melody that he heard on the radio this last summer. "You went out for a walk? Needed some fresh air?"
It's only quiet because you're alone, it wasn't quiet at all last night. Good thing the walls are made of sandstone instead of thin wood and paper, right?
[ Can you feel the grin on his face just going by that reply alone, Cheng? And it's a great and beautiful hair, of course he wants to touch it constantly. He's very glad the other man still wants him to come over. ]
I'll be there in no time, ready to sing about your beautiful hair and your gorgeous cock.
Don't speak of such things! Or write of them, rather. You're so shameless!
[ Heavens, now you're having him blushing like mad and how is he supposed to focus on going through swordfighting routines, let alone meditate, when he is dying from blushing? ]
But yes, I do like the buildings here. These heavy walls and doors have got to be my favorite thing about the Continent.
[ It had been a conscious choice to honor the memories of the dead by keeping Lotus Pier as it had been before but... well, it's not like he hadn't ever yearned for feeling safe behind thick fortress walls like the Unclean Realm or the Nightless City have them. Until Jaskier, he had never thought about the sound-dampening effects of thick stone walls and heavy doors. ]
I'm an artiste. How I am going to hold myself back when I have such an inspiring muse? Besides they're really fantastic long hair and cock. A solid 10. I'm telling you as an unbiased friend.
[ The blushing better still be there by the time Jaskier makes it to the tower, he will kiss it away. Or probably make it worse. Who needs to meditate when you can relax in other ways? ]
I'm surprised. Some people complain that they're too cold or that there are no enough windows.
[ Jaskier knows that Jiang Cheng's home was attacked and his family murdered but he never dared to ask for further details because he doesn't want to upset him. Once he sees that Lotus Pier is basically made of wood and paper, he will understand a few things.
He's walking rather fast to get to the tower in a matter of seconds, and by the time he makes it there his heart is beating in his chest and there's a huge smile on his face. He knocks on the door to the tune of ' shave and a haircut'. ]
[ An unbiased friend. Right. This unbiased friend is going to be the death of him, that's what it is.
He buries his burning face in his hands until the knock at the door makes him look up and walk over, unbarring the door.
It's a nice room as far as guest rooms go, for all that the grim style of bare stone walls and a small, narrow window don't look terribly inviting by the light, airy aesthetics of his home. But there is a large bed with heavy blankets and furs to chase away the chill and a fireplace which heats the room quite nicely. He genuinely likes it here, likes the foot-thick walls, the long winding corridors and narrow staircases which are all built to be easily defended, to walk in the shadow of towering walls and watchtowers and the clang of heavy gates closing behind him. These people had to learn to survive with war a constant reality. With his own life so shaped by war and destruction, he feels a kinship with them, and sees something familiar in their harsh and suspicious leaders.
And of course, then there is the bard...
He opens the door, already rolling his eyes at the rhythm to his knock. ]
Look who is in a good mood. [ A grumble to go with his still very much bright-red face. He quickly turns away, busying himself with stirring the poker in the fireplace, nudging the logs here and there to stir the fire. ] You know I like it here. I even like you... sometimes. When you aren't being shameless and insufferable!
[ Not to die but to get him a bit riled up. He finds the blushing very charming and it's so endearing that Cheng gets so flustered by simple words of praise. Shameless words of praise but still. ]
Hm...it's not the same, no. But I'll show you tonight, I can be a very good teacher. I don't order people around either but I can tell you how it can be done.
The key is to give people orders they want to follow.
[ Can you feel the wink in those words? Because Jaskier would be winking at him if Jiang Cheng were present. ]
Did you? Because I remember that you told me you got in trouble while on Cloud Recesses.
I got in trouble because of Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang, they kept dragging me into trouble!
[ And he had been all too ready to loudly protest his innocence and then let himself get dragged along to do mischief anyway. Ah. Sometimes he misses those easier days... ]
I know you can be a good teacher. I have enjoyed every lesson with you. I believe you have already figured out how to give orders I want to follow, even if you don't call them orders. [ But the suggestions... He always loves the ideas Jaskier has, and is all too eager to fulfil his desires. That's one way to work magic with your voice, too. ]
I see, they were the troublemakers and you were only an innocent who got mixed up with bad influences. My poor dragon.
[ Hope you enjoy your new nickname, Jiang Cheng. Also Jaskier doesn't believe a single word of your excuses. ]
I have enjoyed every moment together. I admit I never expected that I'd find someone to connect with like this, not after...let's just say the few proper relationship I had in my life didn't end well. And I like it when you listen to my proposals.
[ He likes is very much and he only wants to suggest things that make Cheng happy. ]
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Let me give you some advice: Don't tell destiny fuck itself, don't offend Queens who are pone to stab you with pointy things and don't ask for the Law of surprise. Our royl marriages are more often than not agreements as well, it's sadly all politics. But every now and then the pair will be fortunate enough to fall is love, it's a relief.
Are you...? [ He wants to ask if Jiang Cheng is already engaged to someone but maybe that's too personal. ] Nevermind, sorry.
I would pay good money to see Geralt there too, he doesn't like social gatherings. But he's very quiet and has no patience for nonsense, maybe he would fit in the Lang sect.
Haha, I'll tell her in person once I meet her. How does that sound?
Oh you, appealing to my curious nature. How can I refuse? But are you sure you don't mind me visiting? I know you are a busy man.
[ He's almost done with the drink so he will show up there soon, carrying a steaming small jug and a cup. ]
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Meet my sister in person? So you're really planning to visit? [ Yes, Jaskier has spoken about it before but he just... Doesn't expect to be remembered long after his departure, or anyone to travel halfway across the world to visit him. He's not the person who inspires people to go to great lengths for him, that's his siblings.
It would have been wiser if he had asked about the law of surprise because so far all he has gathered about it is that it can get you a puppy and he likes puppies.
He nods at the steaming jug. ] I take it that's the hangover cure you talked about.
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I haven't changed my mind about visiting, no. If you haven't changed your about allowing me to enter Lotus Pier. And you always make your sister sound like a very wise and sweet woman, how can I not what to meet her? [ There's a beat before he adds. ] I am sure she also knows a lot of embarrassing or adorable stories about you as a kid.
[ Well, yes. The Law of surprise could get you a dog surprise but it's a high risk, you know what else can get you a dog? A bard giving Cheng a puppy before he leave so he can take it with him. Much easier that way. ]
Yes. I learned about it in...[ a establishment of dubious reputation but it's probably better not to share that. ]..eh,m during my travels. It taste good too, I added a little honey.
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His eyebrows rise as he drinks it. It's actually... ] ...not bad. And it's sweet, too. [ He leans back against his pack, legs stretched out in front of him. His eyes linger on Jaskier, appreciating his cheer and smile even with the pounding headache. They don't have a whole lot of time together and he's determined to make the best of it. ]
I think I might have to introduce you to Lotus Pier's healers, maybe you can teach them a thing or two about tasty medicine... and you're certainly not asking A-Li for embarrassing childhood stories! [ Which Jiang Yanli would all too happily share, he's sure. The horror! ]
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I admit that this is not the first time this kind of situation has happened. Usually I'm handcuffs free, though.
Oh, you're a doll. That would be really helpful if you really don't mind giving me a hand.
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I don't mind, otherwise I wouldn't have offered. A hand, two hands, I'll even get you a nice mug of mead for the fun mental images you've given me.
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Ah, I should be the one buying you some ale in exchange of the help,. But if more interesting stories is what you want, I can deliver.
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It wasn't every day that one of Geralt's contracts turned out to be anything but a misunderstanding between humans and inhumans. Jaskier had learned time ago that the real monsters often were those of his kind rather than the one with fangs, scales or wings. Both Geralt and him were happy that the situation between a young werewolf and a too old hunter got resolved peacefully, less so about the fact that they were not going to get paid for their hard work. Okay, so, Geralt's hard work, but Jaskier tagged along offering moral support.
With now more free time than they expected to have while visiting town, Geralt went to work on his potions and Jaskier went for a walk to see if he could spot any familiar face near the forest. The sunset light filtering through the trees gave it an almost magical atmosphere. He started strumming his lute as he walked, humming a new song and working on the lyrics, unaware of any possible prying eyes.
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Stiles had never heard of Witchers. Then again, she hadn't given Peter Hale's bestiary an extensive look. Or the Argent bestiary for that matter. It made her wonder what was or wasn't in there. Then again, she also wondered why in the hell anyone would send a Witcher out anyway. They had enough problems with hunters, as it was. Luckily, they didn't have any problems from Geralt. Him and the alpha of their pack seemed to get along just fine.
"You know... that doesn't sound too bad. Not quite the instrument most would be using though," She says leaning against one of the trees. Her best friend and Derek would probably say that she's a spastic little thing, which was true. She's not as silent as the wolves either.
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Witchers are rare nowadays, scarcer than werewolves and other creatures that had been around since the dawn of time. Jaskier tries to improve Geralt's reputation with his songs, makes him known, but the world was big and he's just a musician. It takes time, so it didn't come as a surprise that not everyone knew of them.
But if they didn't know about them that meant they didn't have any misconceptions and they were able to meet Geralt and the weird young man that traveled along with him without any previous judgmental opinions. Jaskier had been pleasantly surprised that Derek was a reasonable man and willing to clear the issue peacefully. He's never had a lot of contact with werewolves and their friends before and Jaskier had been static at the prospect of getting to know them better.
Now, when Stile's voice reaches his ears, he looks over his shoulder and beams at the woman.
"Ey, nice to see you. I was hoping that one of you might be around." After strumming a few chords, Jaskier turned to face her properly. "I always been fond of the unusual, I guess. And I can pretty much play anything with it, still."
As if to prove the point, he starts to play a melody that he heard on the radio this last summer. "You went out for a walk? Needed some fresh air?"
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It's only quiet because you're alone, it wasn't quiet at all last night. Good thing the walls are made of sandstone instead of thin wood and paper, right?
[ Can you feel the grin on his face just going by that reply alone, Cheng? And it's a great and beautiful hair, of course he wants to touch it constantly. He's very glad the other man still wants him to come over. ]
I'll be there in no time, ready to sing about your beautiful hair and your gorgeous cock.
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[ Heavens, now you're having him blushing like mad and how is he supposed to focus on going through swordfighting routines, let alone meditate, when he is dying from blushing? ]
But yes, I do like the buildings here. These heavy walls and doors have got to be my favorite thing about the Continent.
[ It had been a conscious choice to honor the memories of the dead by keeping Lotus Pier as it had been before but... well, it's not like he hadn't ever yearned for feeling safe behind thick fortress walls like the Unclean Realm or the Nightless City have them. Until Jaskier, he had never thought about the sound-dampening effects of thick stone walls and heavy doors. ]
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[ The blushing better still be there by the time Jaskier makes it to the tower, he will kiss it away. Or probably make it worse. Who needs to meditate when you can relax in other ways? ]
I'm surprised. Some people complain that they're too cold or that there are no enough windows.
[ Jaskier knows that Jiang Cheng's home was attacked and his family murdered but he never dared to ask for further details because he doesn't want to upset him. Once he sees that Lotus Pier is basically made of wood and paper, he will understand a few things.
He's walking rather fast to get to the tower in a matter of seconds, and by the time he makes it there his heart is beating in his chest and there's a huge smile on his face. He knocks on the door to the tune of ' shave and a haircut'. ]
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He buries his burning face in his hands until the knock at the door makes him look up and walk over, unbarring the door.
It's a nice room as far as guest rooms go, for all that the grim style of bare stone walls and a small, narrow window don't look terribly inviting by the light, airy aesthetics of his home. But there is a large bed with heavy blankets and furs to chase away the chill and a fireplace which heats the room quite nicely. He genuinely likes it here, likes the foot-thick walls, the long winding corridors and narrow staircases which are all built to be easily defended, to walk in the shadow of towering walls and watchtowers and the clang of heavy gates closing behind him. These people had to learn to survive with war a constant reality. With his own life so shaped by war and destruction, he feels a kinship with them, and sees something familiar in their harsh and suspicious leaders.
And of course, then there is the bard...
He opens the door, already rolling his eyes at the rhythm to his knock. ]
Look who is in a good mood. [ A grumble to go with his still very much bright-red face. He quickly turns away, busying himself with stirring the poker in the fireplace, nudging the logs here and there to stir the fire. ] You know I like it here. I even like you... sometimes. When you aren't being shameless and insufferable!
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Your...?
[ Yeah, you left the bard rather confused with that comeback. ]
You know what, never-mind. Let's just be glad no one threw stones at us this time.
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And no one kissed it better.
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[ Not to die but to get him a bit riled up. He finds the blushing very charming and it's so endearing that Cheng gets so flustered by simple words of praise. Shameless words of praise but still. ]
Hm...it's not the same, no. But I'll show you tonight, I can be a very good teacher. I don't order people around either but I can tell you how it can be done.
The key is to give people orders they want to follow.
[ Can you feel the wink in those words? Because Jaskier would be winking at him if Jiang Cheng were present. ]
Did you? Because I remember that you told me you got in trouble while on Cloud Recesses.
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[ And he had been all too ready to loudly protest his innocence and then let himself get dragged along to do mischief anyway. Ah. Sometimes he misses those easier days... ]
I know you can be a good teacher. I have enjoyed every lesson with you. I believe you have already figured out how to give orders I want to follow, even if you don't call them orders. [ But the suggestions... He always loves the ideas Jaskier has, and is all too eager to fulfil his desires. That's one way to work magic with your voice, too. ]
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[ Hope you enjoy your new nickname, Jiang Cheng. Also Jaskier doesn't believe a single word of your excuses. ]
I have enjoyed every moment together. I admit I never expected that I'd find someone to connect with like this, not after...let's just say the few proper relationship I had in my life didn't end well. And I like it when you listen to my proposals.
[ He likes is very much and he only wants to suggest things that make Cheng happy. ]
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Wow, slow down Derek. Maybe try something less wild first.
Sleeping is good and all but maybe we can do something else first. Not drink, since it does nothing for you, but maybe hang out?
And I meant to ask, you can change at will or...?
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If you insist I suppose I can make time for it. You can drink if you want. It just won't affect me.
I can change at will, yes. Though most of the time I'm trying to remain in human form.
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[ He's joking, mostly, and if this were and in person conversation Derek would see him smirking. ]
I'll bring a bottle of something good then, since you can still taste the alcohol even if it does little for you.
That's very interesting. Does it hurt, though? To change?
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